You and the young man, whose legal name is Batman, both move to Reisterstown, Maryland with your new son, Bobby Bell. You and Batman get married within a month of moving and Bobby enrolls in a normal, American high school. The three of you live a fairly pleasant life. Batman is a pathetic piece of shit. But, you eventually get used to his nonsense.
You and Batman go to an Italian resort for your honeymoon. However, after a week of peacefully riding bikes through rural Italy, the two of you pick up a strange infection from Mars. After about 3 weeks, your bodies bloat and swell into massive bags of puss that crush your organs and bones. The two of you die and Bobby is left alone in Reisterstown, MD, where he continues pursuing a career in structural engineering, eventually landing a solid, $80,000/yr job at a firm.