You and Jared move into a small studio apartment in Reisterstown. Within a couple of months, you are pregnant. Jared gets a job at a local Subway, which provides pretty steady income. You give birth to a boy who you decide to call Bobby Bell.

The two of you raise Bobby until you decide to go away to Italy for vacation. Tickets are expensive, so you decide to hire a babysitter and leave him behind. Once in Italy, you and Jared pick up a strange, horrible disease from Mars that makes your skin swell until your bones and organs collapse under the weight of your own puss-filled flesh. You both die, but Bobby is able to fend for himself and graduate high school with a 3.9 GPA.

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