Exhausted, you get home from work at 7:00 PM. After heating up some frozen shrimp, you get in bed and watch Fox News. As you eat the shrimp, an advertisement for an Italian resort broadcasts to your TV. You love Italy. You've never been but it looks so beautiful.

At 11:00 PM, you switch off the TV and remember your encounter with Jared. What a ridiculous idea! Just drop everything and run far away with him? You barely know him.

But he was so sexy...

You gaze outside the window of your apartment into the living rooms of the adjacent apartment complex, contemplating the situation. The window is slightly ajar and a sour stench wafts into the bedroom. Disgusting.

You reach for your alarm. If you want to meet Jared at 8:00, you're going to have to set your alarm to 6:00 AM. If you just want to forget about everything and get to work at 9:30 AM, set your alarm to 8:00 AM.