The man with many metrocards picks you up from work and you realize that he is your love he is your man. He asks you to marry him. You say yes. The two of you buy a house in Reisterstown, Maryland where you give birth to a baby boy named Bobby Bell 🔔 😘 😇. Unfortunately, on a trip to Italy, you and the man with many metrocards both die of a strange infection from mars that makes your flesh swell up into massive bags of puss, crushing your bones and organs until you die.

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